NAME: Rusty Shackleford
BIRTHPLACE: Vancouver
OCCUPATION: Self-Preservation
THREE THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF ARE:
1. Inadequate turn signal training in our schools.
2. Exclamation points!
3. The lack of a universally accepted epicene singular.
WHEN I’M REALLY MAD, I: Touch people.
THE LAST PERSON TO FEEL MY WRATH WAS: What time is it?
MY FAVORITE FAMOUS RANTER IS/WAS: Franklin D. Roosevelt. Man, that guy could blow.
RANT SIGN OFF: I'm Rusty Shackleford, and this has been your weekly Shack Attack.