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The Handsome Men's Club (a must see)

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Leave it to Beavers by RC Weslowski

Leave it to beavers

We were 33 million red clad revelers
Hearts pounding, fists pumping
Like we’d just found a box of free porn

It was our time in the sun
And the rain and the slush in the
Bars from Commercial to Khatsalano

But the clock has now stopped
Bathed in lipstick, dried vomit and urine
Just like Nagano, Salt Lake and Turin
The flame has been snuffed like a
Black market 8 mm thriller, while Quatchi’s
Turned rabid and our hangovers throb
Like bad disco

The echoes of memories chatter did it happen
It seems like goodbye is all we have left
So like millions of lemmings on the edge of a cliff
We’re ready to drown in a sea of athletic
Post coital boredom

But all is not lost, my friends
We still have something to hold on to: something
Slick and wet as a West Coast ...

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A husband and wife testing bullet proof glass, how romantic!

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The sound of Vancouver when Sidney Crosby scores for Canadian Gold

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WONDER KID

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MAJUMDER FREAKS OUT CROSBY

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